Don’t worry; I’m not getting Biblical on you(I’ll save that for a post called “Leviticus). But the truth is, I’ve been having some revelations about life recently. Some have been laughable, others not-so-much. What they leave me with is what feels like a life change, though really is nothing compared to 69 days trapped in a mine.
For one, 1/2 a large butternut squash is not a normal side serving. It just isn’t, but no one tells you these things. And trust me, if it’s cooked right I can easily overeat squash and vegetables.
I’m a worse dieter than Queen Latifah. Really, me and diets do not work. And it’s a bloody shame that my pants are a bit tight. I’m going to go with the button extender route instead.
Sauteeing your greens is the best way to eat them. How had I not cooked kale in coconut oil before? Try it. It’s anything but boring.
The weekend I was at home I became obsessed with Top Chef: Just Desserts. Top Chef Masters is no good, and even regular Top Chef is losing steam with me. But Just Desserts? Oh my; I almost want to buy it on itunes just because I can’t wait to catch it on hulu. All I can say is Team Yigit. Speaking of buying things on itunes…
It takes 12 times of watching a music video on youtube to break down and pay for it. OK, I’m cheap. But this was worth it. Don’t believe me? Watch it.
But really what I’ve learned about myself is who I am and who I want to be. I’m on one track in life, and looking to hop on another. And while I’m completely and utterly afraid of change, I’m ready to make the leap, because it has to happen sometime, right? So the next time you’re looking for me, just ask for The Wannabe Chef…