Archive | 19. Feb, 2010
February 19th 048

Butterfingers

You can call me butterfingers today for so many reasons. Then again, I can’t refuse some good butter Right after breakfast(with butter toffee peanut butter, no less), I hopped out to walk to Supercuts. I’ve gotten my haircut by the same person for–God–7 years, maybe? Maybe more. It felt like I was cheating on that [...]

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February 19th 018

I Almost! But Then I Didn't

I almost peed myself when Survivor came on last night, but then I used the toilet. I almost cried when I realized I’ve been watching Survivor for more of my life than I haven’t, but then I held it in. I almost made a bowl of chocolate avocado pudding, but then I didn’t. Instead, I [...]

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