Eat As I Say, Not As I Eat

Hi, Pies :-) (I’ve had such an urge to say that since Erin left the blogosphere :-/). Just a quickie(and early) one tonight. The moral of today(if you can find any “moral” on the internet): Don’t be a hypocrite. Now let me show you all the ways in which I’m a hypocrite saying that :-D

Lightlife Sausage With Cheese, Green Beans, Broccoli

Peanut Flour Greek Yogurt

What I say: I have a slight gluten intolerance.

What I do: Eat processed soy with concentrated wheat gluten.

What I say(now): Oops. It’s… erm… tasty?

Something here–maybe the gluten in the sausage–did not sit well with me during Greek History. It also might have been the yogurt; I’m not sure that much cream should meet that much salt. It might also just have been this was a complete protein bomb and that’s never good. Who’s to say? The lesson? Know yourself, and what you should do, and(hopefully) do it. I know certain things make my tummy funky, and that I do best with a plate comprised mostly of fat, low-cal vegetables, and a small amount of protein. I will try to do that.

Like I said, that made Greek History not so fun for me, and Latin not so fun for the people around me I’m sure(use your imagination). After that, though, I was free… from school at least. I love these 3-day work weeks. The first thing I did was run into my room and brew plenty of coffee. Decaf coffee works for me. So do I show restraint? Not at all.

The Wow Baking Company Cookie

Oprah this afternoon was all about diabetes, eating healthy, and working out. What did I do? I reached for an oversized chocolate chip cookie from the WOW Baking Company, knowing that I might not get a good run in until Monday(more on that in a bit).

The Wow Baking Company Chocolate Chip Cookie

I’m sorry, Oprah, but this cookie was amazing! Eat as Oprah says, not as I do. But, if you are going to have a cookie, why not a big, soft, gluten-free one? I got this as well as some others to review in the mail today and clearly it did not last long. But it was so delicious and unexpectedly soft, I truly truly loved it. And my stomach feels fine, too. Maybe that’s because it didn’t have gluten? More likely because chocolate chips and sugar have never been particular stomach-troublers. Totally worth every sugary, gluten-free calorie :-D

And what am I doing now? Why, waiting for my dad to come and then go to Chocolate Fest. Yes. Chocolate Fest. Real healthy right? It only happens once a year(unless you hit up each Whole Foods near you in which case it’s more like 5-6 times in 3 days), so you know I’m going. It’s either going to be really fun, or just a Whole Foods shopping trip(which is also fun). And then I’ll be home for the weekend to do some fun stuff around Boston. Did I mention there’ll be cooking/baking? Oh food processor, how I miss you! And now… Chocolate!

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No Responses to “Eat As I Say, Not As I Eat”

  1. Courtney 04. Feb, 2010 at 6:50 pm #

    Hey! I’m lactose-intolerant, so I totally know how it is when you just totally mess up. :/ That cookie looks sooooooooo thick and chewy and good! I want to reach into the computer and take it from your desk.

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  2. Kelly 04. Feb, 2010 at 7:43 pm #

    Oh my gosh a chocolate fest sounds like your version of heaven! ENJOY YOURSELF!!!

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  3. foodfitnessandfreya 04. Feb, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    Chocolate fest? Seriously? I want to go!!
    That souds like my idea of a dream….you are so lucky :/ Have a great time!

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  4. Madeline - Greens and Jeans 04. Feb, 2010 at 8:58 pm #

    I’m pretty sure chocolate fest is evan heaven! Have fun!

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  5. Serena 04. Feb, 2010 at 10:39 pm #

    That cookie looks amazing :) I’ve had some great experience with gluten free desserts in the past (I had a realllyyy good gluten free brownie once) and some awful experiences (nasty artificial tasting lemon cookie) so I’m a bit wary..but I will definitely buy one of these if I come across it!

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  6. Matt 04. Feb, 2010 at 10:57 pm #

    Dude I can’t find that agave smart balance anywhere! I don’t think they sell it down here. You need to send me some!

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  7. Chrysta 04. Feb, 2010 at 10:59 pm #

    Chocolate fest?! Sounds like my kind of party=) That cookie looks absolutely delish! I hope you have an awesome night hon!

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  8. Averie (LoveVeggiesAndYoga) 04. Feb, 2010 at 11:24 pm #

    LOL at this:What I say: I have a slight gluten intolerance.

    What I do: Eat processed soy with concentrated wheat gluten.

    Honestly when people first go vegetarian/vegan or GF…they usually counter that with massive amts of soy and then wonder why they feel crappy. Sorry though that you’re intolerant. I knew that from your posts, but yeah, it sucks, dont i know.

    The cookie. GREAT info, i was not familiar w/ those.

    And the comment re the vegan blue cheeze with cashews. Tempting and i should play around with it…hmmm….

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  9. Anna 04. Feb, 2010 at 11:25 pm #

    lol…”Eat as Oprah says and not as I do.” Classic.

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  10. marathonmaiden 04. Feb, 2010 at 11:38 pm #

    i’m mildly allergic to raspberries but every once in a while i just need them so i deal with the scratchy-can’t-really-breathe- throat!

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  11. Gabriela @ Une Vie Saine 04. Feb, 2010 at 11:50 pm #

    Have a great time at Chocolate Fest! I went to the NYC chocolate show in October…to die for, and so worth it!

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  12. Stef @ moretolifethanlettuce 05. Feb, 2010 at 12:13 am #

    have fun at chocolate fest, that sounds awesome! they have somethign simiiar in SF, i think it was in sept. hope you’ll be reunited with your food processor soon. aw i miss erin, good to see you channeling her lol!

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  13. Katie 05. Feb, 2010 at 12:19 am #

    I’m always learning hard lessons about what my body hates…one day I’ll have my stomach all figured out!

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  14. Naomi (onefitfoodie) 05. Feb, 2010 at 6:58 am #

    chocolate fest?!? wooowza you better take some pictures!
    thsoe wow cookies look awesome :) i say EAT IT!!!

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  15. eaternotarunner 05. Feb, 2010 at 8:23 am #

    Chocolate fest? For serious? I am jealous!!

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  16. Michelle (Snacks and Field) 05. Feb, 2010 at 9:46 am #

    I hate when my stomach feels crappy bc what I’m eating! But sometimes I eat it anyway because it makes me feel good at the time, and my stomach gets mad at me later (ex: over a pound of veggies)…no bigs.
    And chocolate fest sounds AMAZING. I can’t wait to read about it!

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  17. Melissa S. 05. Feb, 2010 at 10:40 am #

    chocolate fest?! i think you’re my chocolate male twin…haha.

    either way, that or the WF trip will be awesome…i know i’m heading to WF this weekend ;)

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  18. ksgoodeats 05. Feb, 2010 at 10:47 am #

    You and chocolate fest sounds like a kid in a candy store! Have fun!! Can’t wait to hear about it :)

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  19. Jessie 05. Feb, 2010 at 10:50 am #

    “Know your body” — you are so right. That cookie looks great, and it’s nice to have a treat :) Have a great time at Chocolate Fest!

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  20. MelissaNibbles 05. Feb, 2010 at 11:36 am #

    It seems like a lot of bloggers are having gluten issues lately. Weird. I’m glad you’re listening to your body :)

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  21. Barbara 06. Feb, 2010 at 12:09 pm #

    Hello! Sorry I’m so behind on my blog reader, but I had to comment. 1, LOVE your blog. You are too funny, and your observations sound like something I would think. Love it.
    2, Gorgeous pictures!!!
    3. The peanut flour could have set your stomach off. It has happened to me when I used it in cottage cheese, raw type recipes. When it’s baked, it doesn’t bother me. Have a fabulous weekend at home! I also wanted to ask, do your parents’ or close friends/roomie know about your blog?
    Barbara

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    Evan Thomas Reply:

    My dad and most of my close friends know about it. My roommate might have discovered it at the beginning of the year? If he did, he never brought it up. I find I worried about people knowing about it for so long and then once they did they didn’t even care, haha.

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